Last night he shows up in My Yahoo PM box, begging for some attention.
[16:46] jacktard: hello Goddess
[16:47] THE_GODDESS_LEESA: hiya bitch
[16:48] jacktard: how are you today?
[16:48] THE_GODDESS_LEESA: okay
[16:53] jacktard: doing anything fun?
[16:54] THE_GODDESS_LEESA: online shopping, right now
[16:54] jacktard: cool
[16:56] jacktard: whatcha buyin, rhonda shear stuff?
<Editor's note: He asks that because he likes to wear Rhonda Shear stuff>
[16:56] THE_GODDESS_LEESA: lol no
[16:57] THE_GODDESS_LEESA: you are so self centered
[16:58] jacktard: i know. Its one of my character defects
[16:59] THE_GODDESS_LEESA: lol did you learn that at sex addicts anonymous?
[17:01] jacktard: i learned it from everybody telling me
[17:01] jacktard: i think thats why i like to jerk off. . . Nobody can do me as good as i can do me
[17:01] THE_GODDESS_LEESA: alrighty then
[17:01] THE_GODDESS_LEESA: well I can understand self-centeredness since im self centered too
[17:02] THE_GODDESS_LEESA: But what you need is to become centered on pleasing Me and thus you will learn to be less self centered, you need to learn that
[17:06] jacktard: Goddess, do you really think i can?
[17:07] THE_GODDESS_LEESA: im not sure if you can, frankly, you're really kind of hopeless but
[17:07] THE_GODDESS_LEESA: we can try
[17:07] THE_GODDESS_LEESA: to twist your mind around
[17:07] THE_GODDESS_LEESA: and make something useful out of you
[17:10] jacktard: i want to make videos and audio recordings for you, is that useful?
[17:11] THE_GODDESS_LEESA: somewhat useful but you know. minimally useful, lol
[17:13] jacktard: just tell me what you want on the videos to make them more useful
[17:17] jacktard: what else would be useful, Goddess?
(at this point, I just started ignoring and chatted with a friend)
[17:30] jacktard: what could i do, Goddess?
[17:32] THE_GODDESS_LEESA: come on, you know the answer to that $$$
[17:34] jacktard: i have about fifty in my Niteflirt account, I can call to talk about what type of video I should make
[17:35] THE_GODDESS_LEESA: yea maybe we can do that, send me half of it in a niteflirt gift certificate first, then I'll let you call
[17:36] jacktard: i want to get one of those inflatable girlfriend dolls again
[17:36] jacktard: i want to buy a small pair of tights too
[17:37] THE_GODDESS_LEESA: well, the inflatable girlfriend was hilarious the first time you did it and we both know that's the best you can do, girlfriend-wise
[17:37] THE_GODDESS_LEESA: but check this out jacktard, I don't really want to hear about it until something hits My account, k?
He did send the gift certificate and I had him call but he sounded all gross & breathy & pervert-like. So I was like ugh, no, not today and I told him I was going to use My call transfer to send him to voice mail and he could tell my voicemail all about it while the NF meter continued to run. Here's a link to the recording for your listening "pleasure". The sound quality isn't too good because of jacktard's phone & the funky music he's playing in the background but you'll get the gist of it:
CLICK HERE TO LISTEN
Word to the wise for any boys who listen to that - GREAT example of how NOT to sound when you call Me. That is, if you expect to actually have a conversation with ME instead of My voice mail.
MORE TO COME! The jacktard doesn't get to cum tho...at least not while I'm listening.
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On another note, I've been posting voice clips of my sorry loser boys all over this blog & my site but I've been pretty stingy about posting a voice clip of my own. I think I'm gonna treat the masses to a LiveJournal voice post sometime this week though. Kind of refresh everyone's palate with the dulcet tones of My voice and help wash away the memory of jacktard's heavy breathing. :D A voice post will also let me start taking advantage of podcast feeds and all that good stuff, too.